Continuing the theme of pants…
Mishap #1: I’m in my new totally hot pants today for work - yeah, size 1, uh huh! 9:30 rolls around. I very non-chalantly get out my shake and begin to mix it up. I’m talking with my students, finish shaking, open the thing up - then something distracts me. “Oh yeah, I was shaking my shake” I think. I begin to shake it again. Holy %$#%…it’s open. Shake all over my hot pants, my desk the kids’ home work. Yikes what a mess. And as good middle schoolers, they all sat there and laughed. Dorks.
Mishap #2: I ran to the tanning salon at lunch and had 10 minutes to eat when I got back, so I throw my fish in the microwave and get out my salad. I finish putting dressing on and pepper, then open up the micro to get the fish. It’s in a baggie. I cook my food in baggies all the time,no worries. I grab the bag and then it happens. I get baggie and no fish, the fish goes flying hits my pants (yes, the hot ones) then the chair, then the floor. Crap. That’s my only food. Damn right I ate it.
That’s what I get for wearing new (yes, and hot) pants to school.
And by the way, I love coffee. More than I ever have. Thank you , God for coffee!
February 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
LMAO! I would have ate it too!!
February 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Since you’re a teacher and all should my last post have said “I would have eaten it”?
I’m from Indiana who cares:)
February 27th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Yeah, I would have eaten it too!!!! We ned to see pictures of you in your hot pants! Size 1, damn it girl!!!!!
February 27th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I would have eaten it too. So sorry to hear about the new (and hot) pants though. Hope the stains come out.
March 1st, 2007 at 4:17 am
LMAO….I would have eaten it too!